{"title":"Gifts for Friends","description":"\u003cp\u003eSmall, meaningful gifts for the people who matter.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"heartwoven-heart-hand-resin-friendship-sculpture","title":"Heartwoven – Heart-Hand Resin Friendship Sculpture","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eShe'll Know Exactly What You Mean to Her\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome bonds deserve more than a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo figures lean in and shape a heart with their hands — that's you and her, held in one piece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/gif-gift_unboxing.gif?v=1791360017\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe wood-grain finish is hand-painted over molded resin, so the warm grain lines run across both figures as if carved from one block.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe'll set it on her shelf and see it every single day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStands 7.08 inches tall — big enough to hold a shelf, small enough for a desk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA keepsake that says what words sometimes can’t\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eSay what a card never could\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe heart-hand gesture reads instantly. No note needed, no explaining — she'll understand the second she unwraps it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/variant-2-nb2_10bbb22e-c85b-4fdf-b593-72eae2d952f2.png?v=1791368661\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eA gift she keeps, not stores\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlowers die. Candles burn down. This one sits out on her shelf for years, warm and quiet, every time she walks past.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-1_91b02cce-31ef-4dad-a7ea-ea0f7d5ee320.png?v=1791360018\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eWarm wood look, no splintering or warping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReal wood cracks in dry rooms and fades in sunlight. Molded resin with a hand-painted wood grain keeps the same warm look year after year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/variant-1-nb2_1d5962a2-4695-4efa-b340-b758edb126a2.png?v=1791360083\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003e5 finishes to match her home\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePick the tone that fits her shelf, her mantel, her desk. 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It belongs on a real sofa.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-2_a95083c2-7f8d-4aea-8313-3e4b96eaba8d.png?v=1791279871\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBaozi bao bun plush pillow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded bun shape built for hugging and leaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to use the moment you unwrap it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoice of 4 colorways\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTry Baozi at home for 30 days. If it doesn't feel comfortable, wear well, or perform as described in daily use, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring Baozi to your sofa today and enjoy a cozier little corner while this limited-time offer is available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #faf3eb; padding: 20px 24px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 6px solid #D9BFA6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTry Baozi at home for 30 days. If it doesn't feel comfortable, wear well, or perform as described in daily use, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I use it as a regular sleeping pillow?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt works best as a cuddle and lounge pillow rather than a nightly head pillow. Most people keep it on the sofa or on top of the bed for naps and reading.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's inside it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's filled with PP cotton, a soft synthetic fiber fill. That's what gives it the squishy feel and lets it spring back into shape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a removable cover?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the plush cover is sewn on. Spot clean it instead of putting the whole pillow through the wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it work in a neutral room?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The shape is simple and rounded, so it reads as soft decor. 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It's your favorite slow morning, sitting right there in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/cell-5_33f09627-a1ef-475d-afb5-ba526dcb5421.png?v=1791217514\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eSits on top — no nails, no holes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe rests over the doorframe instead of hanging from it. Nothing to drill, nothing to patch later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/cell-2_a63bf4cc-74cf-4243-abf7-d43c59ddf54a.png?v=1791217514\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eChoose from 2 warm finishes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBoth work with wood trim, white trim, and the colors you already have on your walls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/cell-1_4fa65237-0a67-4dc7-9f67-90238c9d76c4.png?v=1791217514\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy Cornerhound lounging dachshund corner topper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRests on top of the doorframe — no nails, screws, or adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to place the moment it arrives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoice of 2 finishes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduced in small seasonal batches — once this run sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring a little cozy morning charm to your doorway with Cozy Cornerhound while this limited-time offer is available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #FAF3EB; padding: 20px 24px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 6px solid #D9BFA6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTry Cozy Cornerhound at home for 30 days. 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This one is all dachshund, all year — the long body, the stubborn face, the trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/infographic-3_74b0cb38-3863-4d01-afe2-e427bf3a33aa.png?v=1790930402\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNaughty Dachshunds Dog Wall Calendar, 12 months\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwelve dachshund mischief scenes, one per month\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWritable date blocks on every monthly page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to hang out of the package — no setup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCalendars are printed in a single seasonal run. 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Up close it reads handmade, not clearance bin.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/hero-2_c8a7c402-eec5-4e6d-82fe-1c6949f3845b.png?v=1789628712\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003ePlayful without looking like a gag gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe colors stay classic — card reds, blacks and creams — so it sits happily next to the pillows you already own.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/variant-2_c54d67ea-61e3-42c9-b882-c3662b3b7c0e.png?v=1789630282\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eReady the moment it's out of the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo fluffing routine, no cover to wrestle on. Drop it on the sofa and you're done.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-5_a75566b7-f613-476e-927c-fcd44d3bfd70.png?v=1789628712\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelvina card cushion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensional lash and stitched suit detailing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to place straight out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoice of 4 colorways\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring Velvina to your sofa today and turn a plain corner of the room into the one people actually comment on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #faf3eb; padding: 20px 24px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 6px solid #D9BFA6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTry Velvina at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look right or wear the way you expected in your own room, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it look out of place if the rest of my pillows are plain?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's actually where it works best. The card colors are classic reds, blacks and creams, so it reads as a deliberate accent next to neutrals rather than a clash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes one cushion look strange on its own?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. A single card reads as a statement piece. If you'd rather it look like a collection, two or three in different colorways sit well together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo the lashes flatten over time?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive them a light brush with your fingers now and then and they lift right back. Keep the cushion out of constant direct sun to protect the color.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I use it on a bed or a reading chair?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a decorative accent cushion, so it works anywhere you'd normally add a throw pillow — sofa, armchair, bed or window seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: Please see the size details on this page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Cloth, with lash detailing and stitched suit accents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow to wash\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean only with a damp cloth and mild soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach. 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