Grumplin – Weathered Coastal Shark Duo Figurine Set

Two Sharks. One's Thrilled, One's Over It.

Your shelf looks correct. Beige, balanced, nothing out of place — and nothing that says a single thing about you.

Then you set down these two. One tall and goofy, one short and completely unimpressed.

The joke only works because there are two of them — the personality lives in the space between their faces.

Guests notice. Then they smile.

The taller shark stands 5 inches; his grumpy friend sits at 4.

✓ A room that finally sounds like you
Safe decor can't be wrong, but it can't be interesting either. These two do the talking your stacked books never did.

✓ Guests always ask about these two
The contrast between them is the whole story — one hopeful, one done with it. People pick them up. People ask where you found them.

✓ Weathered finish, not toy-store shiny
Soft ocean tones with a distressed, worn-in look. They read as styled decor, not as a gift-shop gag.

✓ No restyling, no rearranging
Set them on a console, a shelf, a stack of books. They fit the space you already have.

What you get today

• Grumplin two-piece shark duo
• The tall-and-short contrast that makes the pair work
• Ready to place — no assembly, nothing to unwrap and figure out
  
• Free tracked shipping
• 30-day money-back guarantee

Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.

Get your Grumplin shark duo today while this batch is still in stock.

Frequently asked questions

Are both sharks included, or do I buy them separately?
Both are included. You get the tall one and the short one together, because the pair is the point.

Will they tip over if bumped?
No. Both have wide, flat bases that sit steady on a shelf or table. They're solid resin, not hollow plastic.

Can I put them in a bathroom or near a window?
Yes. Resin handles humidity fine and won't warp. Direct, all-day sun may soften the color over years, so a spot with indirect light is best.

Do the three finishes look the same in person as in the photos?
Very close. Each piece is finished by hand, so small variations in the distressing are normal — that's what keeps them from looking machine-made.

Specifications

• Size: Tall shark 2 x 2.75 x 5 in. Short shark 2.25 x 3.25 x 4 in.
• Material: Resin with a hand-finished, distressed paint effect

Bring home the shark duo everyone will ask about — available for a limited time.

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Free standard shipping on every US order.

Orders ship within 1–3 business days from our North American warehouse in Obetz, Ohio. Delivery takes 3–6 business days after dispatch. You receive a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.

90 days to return unworn items with tags attached. Email us to start a return and we reply with instructions, usually within a few hours.

Return shipping is paid by the customer. If an item arrives damaged, defective or is not what you ordered, we send you a prepaid return label to print at home. Read the full policy.

Please check the description above for the exact fabric composition. To keep wool and knitwear at their best, hand wash cold or dry clean, lay flat to dry and store folded. Leather and suede: brush gently and protect from rain with a suitable spray.

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