Naughty Dachshunds Dog Wall Calendar

Twelve Months Of Dachshund Mischief On Your Wall

You know that look.

The one your dachshund gives you right before you find out what he's been doing.

This calendar turns twelve of those moments into pictures you'll want to look at every morning.

Each month pairs a new dachshund mischief scene with open date blocks you can actually write in — so the wall that makes you smile is the same wall that holds your week.

Hang it in the kitchen, the hallway, or above the desk.

Appointments, birthdays, the vet visit you keep meaning to book. All of it in one place, right where you'll see it.

Opened, it measures 20x40cm — small enough for a narrow wall, big enough to read across the room.

✓ Twelve months, twelve dachshunds
Twelve different dachshund scenes, one for each month. Flipping the page feels like opening a little gift you bought yourself.

✓ Room for a full line, now one word
20x20cm closed, 20x40cm opened. It works in a small kitchen nook or beside a doorway where a big calendar never would.

✓ Printed on smooth coated paper
The coated finish keeps the colors in the pictures looking rich and clean. Pages turn easily and lie flat against the wall.

✓ It's for dachshund people, not just dog people
Generic dog calendars give you a different breed every month. This one is all dachshund, all year — the long body, the stubborn face, the trouble.

What you get today

• Naughty Dachshunds Dog Wall Calendar, 12 months
• Twelve dachshund mischief scenes, one per month
• Writable date blocks on every monthly page
• Ready to hang out of the package — no setup
• Free tracked shipping
• 30-day money-back guarantee

Calendars are printed in a single seasonal run. Once this batch sells out, it is not reprinted.

Bring a little dachshund mischief into your space today — while this seasonal batch is still in stock.

Frequently asked questions

Can I write on the date blocks with a pen?
Yes. The blocks are left open for writing, so a ballpoint or fine marker both work well.

How much wall space do I need?
Plan for 20cm wide and 40cm tall when the calendar is hanging open. That's roughly the footprint of a sheet of letter paper.

Is every month a different dachshund picture?
Yes. There are twelve scenes, one for each month, so you get something new to look at every time you flip the page.

Does it come with a hanger?
It's made to hang from a single nail or hook. You'll want a small nail or adhesive hook already in place.

Specifications

• Size: 20x20cm closed, 20x40cm opened
• Material: Coated paper

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Free standard shipping on every US order.

Orders ship within 1–3 business days from our North American warehouse in Obetz, Ohio. Delivery takes 3–6 business days after dispatch. You receive a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.

90 days to return unworn items with tags attached. Email us to start a return and we reply with instructions, usually within a few hours.

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